FAGS

True or False:

A fag is a gay boy who acts queeny.

True! If you're talking about boys.

False! If you're talking about lesbians.

Don't get confused. A fag is just a butch lesbian who is attracted to other butch lesbians. Boi on boi, get it?

The lesbian community does not always regard these relationships highly. Neither does straight society, which, if it has to be confronted with gay women at all, would be much happier seeing two blonde femmes delicately lapping at each others’ "kitties". You know. Like they do in porn.

Hello! Butch-on-butch love can be HOT. When I’m alone in my bed and…reading, my mind always goes back to butch-on-butch scenarios. Mmmm big muscle-y dykes with power tools and handcuffs…anyway! just think about it.

What if you could have two of these little treasures? All making out with each other in front of you? Jesus.

However…just like with all lesbians, it’s not usually like that in real life. Butch-on-butch is sneered at by a lot of queers because it often..just…ain’t…sexy in when you see it. Sometimes lezzies kinda, um, let themselves go, and nowhere is that tendency more prevalent than in the butch-on-butch situation. I like a thick girl myself, but man! I don’t wanna picture two flabby butches in leather, bumping their bellies and stretch marks together. And I wouldn’t picture it, except for I think about people having sex like it's my job.