Girlcrush

Hey girls, I just wanted to share my current obsession in the music world. I love Paloma Faith! Her voice, her music, her style, her beauty...EVERYTHING!

I can't resist

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I actually promised myself I wouldn't buy any MAC Limited edition for the rest of the year. Well...didn't go as planned right?! :D
I just couln't help it and had to pick up one of their lipsticks from the "glitter and ice" collection. It is this absolutely stunning and gorgeous red called "What joy!" and I love it!! I think this will become my new favourite for the cold season. It is the perfect wine red, without a pink undertone...so it is not berry. It is hard to describe, I just think it looks fantastic on the lips and it has a subtle sheen to it as it is a satin finish, which I like quite much since I am all for rather matte lipsticks, I am not a lipgloss girl :-)
Another purchase I made was this absolutely incredible nailpolish from Nubar called "Indigo Illusion". It's one of their most famous colors and I can absolutely see why, it looks awesome on the nails. It has this duochrome finish which means depending on the light it looks blueish/green like the sea or purple with hints of golden glitter in it. It is soo pretty,definitely my fall color for the nails!
Next week more outiftposts, stay tuned...
xoxo V.

Let them eat cake...

Versace for H&M leggings, Orsay shirt, Nelly Clutch, F21 vest

Blazer Mexx, leggings from pieces, H&M bag, F21 jewelry

Hey guys =)
So yesterday Nina and I were in for a treat as we decided to go out for dinner. We originally planned to go to our classic spot - Freiraum - unfortunately we didn't get seats there so we ended up at Vapiano restaurant which is no less good than the other. However we had to check out 2 Vapiano restaurants until we finally got a seat. Horrible! Usually we take pictures of the food we eat but yesterday both Nina and I were starving as we both hadn't eaten all day long and so we totally forgot to take pics haha Bare with us this one time!
Anyways, Nina had pizza and mixed salad and i also had a mixed salad with prawns and noodles with wine sauce and beef...yummy! For desert both of us got the italian classic Tiramisu! Live is good i tell you, i really think that from time to time one should indulge, life's too short too always keep saving up all that money and never spend it :-)
And going out with your friend,enjoying drinks,awesome food and men-talk...what better way to spend the evening after work haha
This is what we wore yesterday, thank god we could take pictures in the restaurant as it was frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeezing outside, i should layer up even more i guess haha
Stay tuned for some more outfit pictures coming the next days!
xoxo V.

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We Made It Through the Wilderness

[Mariedda by Sarah R.  Thanks!]

G'day, bush rangers!


Well, what an exciting morning this has been.


So:  Once upon a time, there was an elegant little Italian bakery on my street that sold almond cookies.  

They melted on your tongue and were as light as air and were naturally gluten-free, since they were made of nothing but almond flour and sugar and perfection.  


Each cookie was shaped like a delicate clamshell and cost like $5.  


It was outrageous.
Highway robbery.


They were worth it. 


Now:  The girl who ran the bakery was really nice.
  
And she was really, really, unbelievably hot.

[vialesbiansftw]

  
She had a shaved head, the hint of an accent, a dangling cross earring in just one ear, a husband (lalalaIdon'tseeeeeehim), a beaming white smile, and a tight white apron that showed off her boyish hips.  


She looked exactly like Ani Difranco during that period when all dykes everywhere were in love with her.

When you bought a cookie, or, in a fit of extravagance, two of them, she would chat with you for minutes on end about your day, looking deep into your eyes - no matter how long the line was - as she carefully wrapped each almond cloud in whisper-thin gold tissue paper and lovingly tied it with a real satin ribbon. 


She would always give every cookie a gentle, final pat when finished and then wink at you as you walked out the door, as if she had just caressed your bottom in a crowded room and no one had noticed.

[via kennabot]

I fucking worshipped her.  


So did everyone else in the neighborhood.


She did a brisk business with lesbians who queued up just to look at her and sigh at the damn waste of it all.   

[thanks Sburg]

One day, while walking down the street, jingling the quarters in my pocket, I looked in the windows of the Italian bakery...and it was gone.

Gone!  The windows were papered up!  A hastily scribbled note on the door said, "Thank you to all our wonderful customers!"



NOOOOOO!

My cookies!  My crush!

                              [via rufflemyhair]

I never even knew her name.  
Or found out how to make those cookies.


A cold, pastryless month went by.

[thanks Celeste]

And then!

This morning, as I went to get coffee, I saw it:

They had replaced my bakery with an old-fashioned candy store!!

[thanks dani]

The best possible replacement!


Candy buttons!  Candy sticks in glass jars!  Butterscotch!  Rock sugar in rainbow colors!

Thrilled beyond belief, ready to welcome the new candy store with my patronage, I tried to push the door open, but it was stuck. 

There were two aproned men inside, behind the register.
They looked at me quizzically.

Thinking that I needed a bit more force to push it open, I flung myself repeatedly against the glass door like a demented seagull,  all the while yelling "Candy store! Candy store!"

[by Magnus]

Oh. 


Um, no. 
The store was just locked.
  
It wasn't open yet.  


'Cause it was 8:30 a.m. on a Sunday.


Inside, the two owners were staring at me with that special expression I used to save, when working at Whole Foods, for women in yoga pants who were freaking the fuck out because they couldn't find their favorite chocolate bar.

[via hungoverowls]

Well! Who cares.  
There's a candy store in my neighborhood now, and even though I'll miss the almond cookies, and I'll miss the girl who baked them...somehow, some way, I shall carry on.


That girl, btdubbs, was my first official crush on a known straight girl in years.  


I usually can't get a crush on straight girls, no matter how cute.


Maybe it's the pheromones or something.

[via oceantides]

But! there's a first for everything, and astute reader (name has been changed) Ella R. wants to talk about firsts.  


She sent me this: 


Dear Effing Dykes chica,

I liked the last blog about trying to figure out if you're on a date with a girl. But I need your advice please. Could you maybe talk about what to do when you both already know you're on a date?  I'm 18 and I've been out on a couple dates with this girl I like alot, and we've made out and it's been hot and I think I want to sleep with her but I'm a virgin lol.  How do I...do that?  What was your first time like?

Thanks, Ella


Oh, memories.  

[thanks Theresa E.]

I'm happy you asked this, Ella.
  
We'll do the last blog - How Do You Know If You're On a Date? - and this blog - What To Do With Your Hands After You've Solved That Riddle - as like a two-part miniseries, mmkay?


A very special Dyke Dating episode.

[thanks Lauren]

That's not to say I'm going to be any help. 


Ha.


In fact, I'm about the worst person possible to ask about transitioning from "the date" to "more".

This is because:


#1.  I have no game.  

[thanks Essie and Jules]

You will learn nothing from me here.
It's actually frightening how little game I have.  


Example!  


"Um. I have hot cider.  But...it's at my house."  


That, y'allfags, is verbatim what I said when I recently asked a crush to come home with me after a date.  


Suave.


I have never successfully had that moment that dykes in movies and TV shows have - you know, that moment when both women just look at each other and suddenly know they're gonna go do it.  

I don't know how to do that.  
That instant thing.
  
I would say that it probably just doesn't happen like that in real life, except I personally know several irritating gayelles who can lock eyes with a woman across the room and be fucking in a bathroom stall half an hour later.  

[viad3solation]

Hmph.  


Since I have a hard time figuring out whether or not I'm on a date in the first place, multiply that uncertainty by, oh, say, A THOUSAND MILLION and you get a good idea of how well I'll be able to tell if someone wants to sleep with me.


I require things to be spelled out.  

[thanks Sburg]

I need to know everyone's on board.  I could never just go on a date, sense a girl is into me, and grab her face.   


WHAT IF I WAS WRONG?? 

No.  
I always ask.   Even if it kills the mood. 

I need to know.


"Sooo...I like you.  Do you like me?  Yes?  Ok, I'm wondering if you want to maybe, um, come over.  Like, later.  Not right now. (Pause) Tonight, though." 

"Do you want to make out?  But maybe not do more than that just yet?"

[thanks Beth]

I have said these things.


I'll take the weird looks I get!  I don't mind! 


At least then I'm sure that all parties involved really do want to get down.

[via thepicturebook-diaries.tumblr.com]

But really though - it's unnecessary.  


Why would anyone stick around longer than they wanted to?  


Other people will help you with knowing what to do.


Go with your gut, Ella.  You'll know if she wants to sleep with you.  You'll know when the time is right.


If you're not sure, you can always ask.  

[Thanks Liz S. from zac-e-wannabe]

#2.  My first time sleeping with a girl...was terrible.

I can't believe we've never shared our "first time" stories here.


I mean, it was obviously not the worst ever because I was actually having sex with a girl and that was something I was deeply interested in doing, but things could have been better.


My first time should have been amazing.


It should have been all naked boobs and soft skin and omigod and rainbow glitter starbursts all flying around the room and shit.


It should have been like when King Arthur pulls the sword from the stone and realizes he's the boy king and that his whole life has been gearing up to that. exact. moment. 

But instead, it was awful - I couldn't enjoy a minute of it.
Couldn't relax.

Because I lied, Ella.


I lied to my first girlfriend.  I told her I had "done it before."  


I told her this because I was so, so, so ready to sleep with her (dying for it) and I knew she was nervous to have sex with another girl and she wanted someone to "show her the ropes" so she didn't "do it wrong." 

[via stinker]

I was terrified that she would change her mind and not sleep with me if she found out I was a virgin, so...
I lied.


I said I had experience. 


And I DID have experience!


...with my own hand.

[thanks Annaliese L.]

How different could it be?  I reasoned.  She's got what I've got.

I know my way around my stuff. 

[thanks Amanda W.]

What a shitty thing to do.
How assy can you be.  


It could have been beautiful.  

[via lesbianswholooklikeumlesbians]

It could have been two girls learning from one another and sharing each other's first time having ladysex. 


Instead, I was in a cold sweat and panicking because I couldn't get her bra undone and her clit, mysteriously, seemed to work differently than mine. 

[thanks Rae]

I don't really even remember the sex part.

All I remember is worrying about whether or not my girlfriend was buying it, and concentrating very hard on whether or not she was having a good time.  

It didn't last very long.  It was panicky teenaged groping, it was utterly unromantic and awful, and it was all my fault for being a lying asshole.

[thanks Amy]

Ohhhmigod Ella learn from me.  Never lie about sex stuff. 


I think your first time is important, and I would do it all over - start from scratch - if I could. 


*Navel Gazing!* It's possible that the reason I over-communicate now, when trying to transition from "date" to "bed", is a direct result of my utter lack of communication back in the day. 


Like the Ghost of Christmas Past, doomed to wander the earth in penance for his deeds in life.

The only thing I've ever learned about moving from a date to physical stuff is:


You can't intention sex.


You can't control it, either.  


Planning to have sex makes things weird.  There's another person involved, y'know.


If it's supposed to happen, it'll happen.


And if it doesn't, there's a reason. 

[thanks Kelsie and Cam]

Anybody got any advice for Ella and her dating transition problems?

Who has a better "first time" story than me?  


Everybody?

Finally....

...after like forever, where I tried to get my hands on the infamous Urban Decay Naked Palette, I finally got it without paying a fortune (sure, it wasn't cheap, but hey, it's pretty and I paid the normal retail price!). I ordered it with Beautybag about a month ago and sadly the package got lost on its way to my doorstep so I had to wait another 2 weeks. But it was worth the wait, the colors are so pretty and there is a reason this thing is permanently sold out. And it is perfect for travelling! :-) What can is say other than: I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!

Source: Google.de

Oops she did it again

The lovely Lissa stopped by at work this Tuesday and this time she caught me wearing my favourite bow tie :-)
Check out the rest of her pictures and her blog here.

Picture taken by Lissa

It is time for a Haul...

I have to make a confession...I am a shopaholic. Shocking right?! :-D
Since university started back in September I spend most of my time at home which is pretty dangerous since it means I have time to go on the Internet and check all possible Onlineshops for Make up, Clothing and whatever you can spend your money on, someone better take my credit card as I am already frightened what next months bill will be :-O Anyways...here are some things I bought recently:

Bag (Mango), Vest (F21, Kärntnerstraße), Scarf (F21)

Lee Stafford Wake up Call Hairmist, LUSH Fresh Farmacy Facesoap, MAC Ruby Woo, Misslyn Lipstick #122 (inspired by Tom Ford's Black Orchid), POP Nail glam in #34 (raw), Catrice nail polish Captain Sparrow's boat (perfect Chanel Black pearl dupe!)

Skull Hand necklace in silver, Rings in silver (all from Schmuckrausch.de), bracelets from F21

Not added here is my Versace for H&M stuff. I ordered the one pair of leggings and a necklace (though I am not sure I'll keep it). Everything else was already sold out online or out of my price range. I really loved the black leather jacket and the black dress from the collection but these 2 combinded would have cost me 450€...Next week there'll be some more outfit posts again. On Tuesday I'll have to hand in my bachelor thesis and on Wednesday there is a final big exam and then I can basically chill until christmas :-) Stay tuned...
xoxo V.

Style sensation

Hey guys!
Today I'd like to introduce the Blog STYLESENSATION from the lovely Lissa. She's from Belgium but currently lives in Vienna, Austria. I met her when she showed up at my workplace and asked for a photo because she liked my outift :-)
Her blog is about all things pretty, whether it is fashion, pastries, museums etc. and I really think she has talent!
Here are a few snapshots from her Blog, enjoy:

Fashion museum Antwerp

My hands at work haha

Pastry shop window in Vienna...yummy!!!

My outfit at work (Pants from Zara, Turtleneck sweater from H&M)

More outfits coming this Sunday, stay tuned!
xoxo V.