Do you own this bag? Are you a girl?
Then you're a lesbian.
Seriously, wearing a bag like this ups the chances of a girl being gay by 98%. It's a proven fact.
Cause most dykes hate purses.
But they still have stuff.
And these bags look tough and bike-messengery - nothing like a purse.
Wanna tell if a girl is queer? Just look for the messenger bag.
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